Me Being Born
Hey, I am Ashleigh, I'm 17, I have an amazing boyfriend who accepts my tumblr addiction, I love music, my pets, my hair and my sick dance moves! Welcome to my life lads and lasses 😘
Sober or drunk, it’s always you.
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
If you don’t end up smiling while you are kissing someone, you are probably kissing the wrong person.
I just realized that “mini” is short for “minimal” and I feel like my whole life has been turned upside down
Wait that’s not even true it’s short for “miniature” FUCK MY LIFE
minimal golf. not too much golf. just enough golf so it wont piss you off.
My favorite emails are ones that let you know that your order has shipped.
when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit
A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This took the best possible turn.